a lighter shade of brown

just outside of pittsburgh, pennsylvania rests a sleepy town named moon township and shit.  if you're lucky enough to visit the airport, robert morris college, or the denny's nearby, then you've found yourself entertained- western pa style.  as a young, out of town college student, i was one of seven people at robert morris who did not go home for the weekend.  fun was found at michael's hairloft, where the seven of us learned what a fake tan was.  it's a very safe alternative to most normal college pursuits like promiscuous sex, drug use, and alcoholism.  it also prevents the dangerous mold of socializing with peers.  instead, you can let them marvel at your glow.  if you're not from moon, it'd be hard to convince anyone to talk to you anyway.

moon township, pennsylvania, 1997

mr. mark got schooled at bobby mo' college for one year, young.  mr. mark no longer glow.