yo, imagine you were someone's hero. would you really want them to see what you do at home? i mean, it's hard enough tryin' to meet people's expectations. i dunno that i wanna mess that up with images of clippin' toenails with a can opener, watchin' reruns of "designing women," and scroungin' up pennies to buy a copy of men's health just to put that cologne sample on my person to impress the indian bank teller named sheri when i go in and ask for two fives and four ones in exchange for my obscene collection of copper lincolns.at least, that's more exciting than the alternative...sittin' here writin' an entry about being a hero.
damn, i still wish i was british.
washington post, 1994
mr. mark imagines ll cool j just eats pink cookies in a plastic bag at home.
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